A couple buy a new computer and take it home.

The next day the woman calls the store to speak to the salesman.

Woman: We bought a computer from you yesterday and it won't turn on.

Salesman: Press the big button.

Woman: I have! Woman: I'll get a flaslight. Don't go way. I'll be fast.

Salesman: Why do you need a flashlight?

It's very dark here and we have No Electricity.