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Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out. |
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Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs. |
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What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. |
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Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww... Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me. |
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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners. The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time." |
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Where do cows go on Friday night? To the MOOOOOvies> |
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Why are mountains not just funny? They are also hill-areas. |
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either. |
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Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback. |
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. |
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My boss told me to have a good day, So I went home!. |
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Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. |
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Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast. |
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How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans. |
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My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She's starting to sound like my wife. |
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A woman looks in the mirror and says "I look fat". Then asks her husband to give her a compliment. He says, "Ok, you have perfect eye sight." |
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math on the floor?" John: You told me to do it without using tables." |
| What do race horses eat Fast food! |
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What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look I'm changing!!!!! |
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A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. "What the hell are you two doing?" he demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." |
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