| Short Jokes |
|
What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup! |
|
What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable. |
|
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank. |
|
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain. |
|
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. |
|
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. |
|
What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless. |
|
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. |
|
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. |
|
29. What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup. |
|
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen? Because it's pointless. |
|
33. What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships. |
|
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry! |
|
Why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at “C.” |
|
What does a spy do when he is cold? He goes undercover. |
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
|
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. |
|
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring. |
|
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback. |
|
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me! |
|
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words! |
|
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web. |
|
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water. |
|
What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen. |
 But TREND makes the ATS-ZB32 almost Perfect.
|
